Do you think you would need a whole bowl of cool whip for that strawberry?
Posted by: Daniel
Wow! Other than "cindy moudy", what a bunch of fucking retarded comments. And people wonder why today's youth are so stupid :P Because over and over again, they prove it themselves! Rather than actually commenting on the photo, you've only posted moronic replies about sex, personal defamation & using vulgarity ... and can't even use proper grammar/punctuation/capitalization while you're at it. How unbelievably childish (well, actually, it's QUITE believable.) You people are sad, truly pathetic losers!
Posted by: hi
ok i dont think a 40 yr old should be commenting, second of all w3 (4n wr173 h0w3v3r w3 w4n7 70 ¥0µ 40 ¥r 0£Ð Ð0µ(h3 now to comment on the strawberry... I WANT IT AHH PUT IT ON EBAY!!!! ahhhhhhh lol XD
Posted by: Nils
ebaums länkar till en svensk sida :O
Posted by: your mom goes to college
hey Daniel! Fuck off! no one cares about that stuff when you post. come on. do you really have enough time to spare to comment on other people's fun? wow. i love strawberries.
Posted by: Angus Von Schtutgartenstein
Did anyone notice how the strawberry is 12 inches wide next to the ruler and then magically about 5 inches wide in her hand? Unless they are using a metric ruler since this seems to be a Krauten unten himel von sitenski. Then it all makes sense.
Posted by: mememe
the size issue does make you wonder(does this mean holding my ruler to my pecker on an angle makes it seem bigger?) anyway how about the cat rubbing its gums on it, did someone other than the cat eat it??
Posted by: assgayfuck
Fuck ass shit, why is this not in english?
Posted by: Mark
A page you can comment about a big ass strawberry? I'm there!
Posted by: Judge
About the size, The ruler at the the back of the first pic measures centimeters, and then theres also the perspective to think about (the ruler is behind the strawberry enough to put the ruler out of focus) making the strawberry appear bigger. And if I had a Strawberry that sive i sure as fuck wouldnt be feeding it to the cat... :p
Posted by: Phil McKracken
Guns don't kill people...Chuck Norris kills people
Posted by: mike
Posted by: Bob Sacamano
ok....feel free to say no to this......but how would you like to shave my coin purse?
Posted by: chris
y the fuck would any one care bout a strawberry?
Posted by: scott
i want to fuck that cat
Posted by: Shelby Lynne Bush
HOLY SHIT, THAT'S A BIG-ASS STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, THAT'S FUCKING HUGE!!!!!
Posted by: Carlos Mencia
Why is the strawbery red? Why is the cat grey? Why am i asking all these dumb questions? Why are you reading this? Why are you still reading this? Are you a dumb moronic fucking asshole? If yes press your nose. If you pressed your nose then you are a dumb moronic fucking asshole. If you are still reading this then your parents created a fucking dumb ass that needs yo choke on the strawberry and jump of a big building of your choice ok fruit cake. Bye and Im going to fuck your girlfriend when your gone....still can't believe you read this whole thing fucker.
Posted by: Ol dirty gangsta
shut the fuck up you fagget ass bitches.
Posted by: Rosina
Its JUST a strawberry! A big strawberry, but none the less a strawberry.Going back to Daniels comment not all youths are as 'dumb' as you think! Hows that for good punctuation and grammar!! I am 15, you can check my site for proof.
Posted by: Your site blows
Posted by: Tom Green
eBaum ate the bloody berry!
Posted by: arschficker
it really doesnt seem all that big
Posted by: Dran-o
I would like to fuck the strawberry.
Posted by: bonerlicker
i love to lick boners......if that strawberry was a boner, i would love to lick it.
Posted by: Ryou
I've seen strawberries bigger than that. what's with the cat?
Posted by: Crypt
wow, the cat is for the juxtaposition, because, everyone knows he sise of a cat, and now you can tell the sise of the fruit, ya fruit.
Posted by: Karl
Sadly, Daniel is right. If you have nothing to say about the picture, why don't you just shut up? I don't think anyone sees your little obscenities as cute or funny, but rather a desparate plea for attention. In other words, get a life.
Posted by: Purple Part Of Your ASSHOLE.
Karl, taking the time to write that entitles you to a life? Obscenities? Sounds like something your slut mother screams when I "accidentially" plunge my vein stick in her ass. (BTW. Shit Dick Stinks.) Where was I...? Oh yeah...Cat-Kabobs....MEEEOOOWWW!!!!!!! (crunch)
Posted by: Potato Fucker
I like that strawberry. I'd prefer potato... Better try a potato next time NIXON FOR PRESIDENT
Posted by: Bernard The Carrot
FUCKING LOSERS this strawberry sucks get a life you pathetic photographers! Is like every viewer of this lame site just some patheticly bored male crackhead redirected from that link on ebaumsworld, i know i am. peace out mofos. i am also a potatofucker ROCK ON
Posted by: William Gates III
So anyway... i was visiting one of those retro arcade, you know, those 'Nintendo' whorehouses what are they like from the stone age! Its just terrible. So anyway what i want to say is... Whats a quarter? XBOX RULES
Posted by: Bernard the potato fucking geek
Thats not a big strawberry! Im sure they just grown it in a small container it's just flat. It isn't even in focus with the ruler its like 5 cm wide. RIDICULOUS. I am utterly disappointed. LOL PURPLE ASSED FREAKS. i luv f0rumz
Posted by: Harcore/Softporn
Umm this straberry maybe huge but...who gives a fuck its a fruit not a god you bunch of idiots
Posted by: brian
Posted by: Eh..
I love reading arguements on the internet! Weeeee!
Posted by: Maddy
Angus, sweetie... those are centimetres
Posted by: Julia Goolia
Dude!!! has anyone ever heard of perspective?? the fucking ruler is like 2ft away! thats why it seems to be 12 inches in diameter! and for those of you old bitches that think the youth of this country are idiots... go fuck yourselves! p.s.... we came out of YOUR old vaginas... maybe that should tell you something! (go get your damn IQ checked bitch!)
Posted by: systemofadownroxurass
wtf? this sites in a diff language? how could u g2 the store and just buy this gay huge strawberry? and y is everyone swearing? is that really appropriate? this is a gay ass site tho, so i guess we have every right to swear..... i fucked a potato!!! system of a down rox everyones ass off!!!!!!!
Posted by: Batmanners
I love Daniel. Oh wait, he's a real dumb slut. About Angus Von Schtutgartenstein's comment, (12inches, then magically 5 inches in the other photo) It's not inches, in Centimeters, how do I know? Inches are divided into 16 equal parts, and have different sized notches for all measures (1/16th, 1/8th, 1/4th, 1/2, ect..) And that ruler obviously is divided into 10's with notch at the 5mm mark and a larger one at every centimeter...Ahh the magic of rulers...Oh, by the way, Fou fucking americans oughta get with the times man, GO METRIC, DUMP IMPERIAL, I thought you had a war to get rid of British imperialism, yet you keep their measuring system, which is super duper flawed, whereas, the british themselves have already dumped their stupid system and joined the rest of the world, enjoying the beauty of the metric system.
Posted by: Colonel Lingus
this is corn ball stuff. did you know that the kat preferes tomatoes? and they got the thing at a store. i cant believe i'm responding to this. please.
Posted by: KEV
What does cat nip do to cats....i heard that i makes them high or some dome shit like that....i seen a cat eat it and it just got more playful........and to solve the dumb ass ruler thing.....and inch has 16 lines between each mark to represent 1/16 of an inch this ruler only has 10 lines between each mark which means it is metric. trust me i go to U PENN
Posted by: kev
fuck i didnt see that dudes comment above the ruler thing was already solved.....well anyway does anyone know wat cat nip does?
Posted by: You are all idiots
If you go to U PENN, and you are bragging about it, why the hell don't you know what catnip(one word) does? Maybe you could try it! Now for the explanation: There is a chemical in catnip called nepetalactone, and it is this that triggers the response in the cat's brain. it somehow kicks off a stereotypical pattern in cats that are sensitive to the chemical. The catnip reaction is inherited, and some cats are totally unaffected by it. Large cats like tigers can be sensitive to it as well. The reaction to catnip only lasts a few minutes. Then the cat acclimates to it, and it can take an hour or two away from catnip for the cat to "reset." Then, the same reaction can occur again. There you are...oh yea, trust me, i go to UW-Madison
Eh, I'm sure I've eaten bigger... its only 12cm wide And the bigger they are, the more bitter they taste..
Posted by: "V"
KEv, catnip does make cats high, but it only effects like 4/5 cats. It causes the same effect on a cat as does the smell of a female in heat, yet it effects all cats not just males. Also, it causes them to become highly aroused, playful, and it also can cause halucinations... my cat chases imaginary things.. but his has nothing to do with that straberry
Posted by: sockrates
The wind needs to get a fucking job!
Posted by: kev
to the kid that goes to UW-Madison i knew how it worked but all the website says it makes them drunk....the answer i was looking for waas that posted by "V". and next time that you would like to copy and paste from a website and try and make it look like your own i would at least change the words a little.
Posted by: pecker jolt
i like thoup do u like thoup?
Posted by: dani
duude i love thoup
Posted by: 5 Children and Shit
Some idiot put catnip in that strawberry...
Posted by: menoeatstrawberries
me no like to eat strawberries, me like to eat pussy!
Posted by: nate
dude, that is not the worlds largest strawberry. seriously. I mean, if y'all in sweden think thats a big strawberry, why not you come down to America and check out our berries. Seriously, they're all bigger than that.
Posted by: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate four, thirty pound bowling balls without chewing.
Posted by: Farauk
hooly schmoooly! check out that ART! AWESOME!
Posted by: Mike Hunt
I think the cat is hottt!!!!
Posted by: to phil mcKrackin (4-14-06)
chuck norris dosen't kill people, chuck norris after a bad night and with a knife kills people :)
Posted by: laffyman
Karl, I think its funny how you say that "if you don't have anything to say about the picture, then why don't you just shut up?" but i didn't see you saying anything about it. All you did was rant about "obscenities" and shit. why don't you just shut the hell up and let people say what they want to say. If you don't like it then don't read it dumbfuck. Oh, look, I used proper puntuation and grammar and I'm 15. I also used obscenities bitch. As for the strawberry, I think its cool but I've seen bigger. Daniel, you were a kid too and I'm sure you were a bigger dumbass then you make people here seem. How do you even know that those people were kids? You don't fucker so shut the hell up. I hope you two read this and take a good look at your lives. Oh, and kids are influenced by their surrondings when they are young so you taught us this shit dumbass. I'm done because I'm running out of room.
Posted by: Jen
I have a friend that has seen one BIGGER then that !!!!
Posted by: Air
WOW KIDS, you seem to have a lot of pinned up rage, how about you take it out on Halo, or CS losers. Life is a little to tough for you, and you are to weak to take it, so you post insults on a blog about a strawberry...waa! You want attention? Then get a life.
Posted by: shabba
Thats nothing. Pacman had one the size of his fucking head!
Posted by: shabba
Mr T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fools fucking head off!
Posted by: Paul
Cat and a huge strawberry. You really can't go wrong.
Posted by: Kurtz
check out the next post, there this dude crushes an apple wioth his bare hand!
Posted by: This is for Daniel
Daniel you are a prick you are assuming that these people are young. you need to get a life
Posted by: Ihateboystheycankissmyass
Must have taste really..really amazing.
Posted by: Alexandra
Hehe det var et veldig stort jordbaer, men i Norge har vi mange storre saa! Hehe. Ser godt ut... :)
Posted by: Amehl7
It's soooo easy to talk shit to people over the internet, I bet half of you would have nothing to say to me face-to-face.
Posted by: Cole Smith
thats not even big
Posted by: Rosie
Why are you guys all so critical? If you think that this blog is a 'waste of time' and extremely 'childish' then WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT IT??? I think it's a cool strawberry and yes it is just a strawberry.. Maybe people have seen bigger and maybe you think it's really sad but can't you just be nice to people?? We have enough bullying arseholes in this world. Oh and don't bother writing comments saying why don't I get a life and i'm a prick because I really couldn't care less.. Anyway bye bye I have better things to do then try and rid the blog comment pages of evil!! LoL x X x X x
Posted by: Plasma101
Whoa!That looks yummy.....*Drools*
Posted by: san
what a cute little cat...........whayever
Posted by: cat
so u bought the biggest strawberry then fed it to ur cat? WTF
Posted by: Anon
Are you sure thats the worlds largest strawberry? Surely it would be on display or something!
Posted by: DianaCrabtree
My grandma would say "Taka Gud Fermotten"
Posted by: Max Magnus
Or - not out to be a besserwisser - "tacka gud för maten" :)
Posted by: ._.
I think there's nothing wrong with the ruler, it's just the enormous hand that's doing the trick. I mean it's bigger than cat's head. And crap, you CAN'T BUY THE WORLD'S BIGGEST STRAWBERRY IN SOME DUMB PLACE FOR GROCERY SHOPPING OR SOMETHING. It would have been in some museum as preserved strawberry or something. By the way, the strawberry looks disgusting. Even the cat looks yummier =.="
Posted by: To all the dudes who think that you are all cool
To all those people who tell others to get a life, stop your bullshit. If you had anything better to do, you wouldn't be here posting either. You ought think about your own rubbish state of life suckers. It's a free world man. We all have the right to express ourselves, so if you want to take it out on us youngsters, go find yourself a bigger strawberry and prove us wrong about you. Because to me, all those who look down upon others, are worthless people. If you don't give others the respect they deserve, you ought not to receive any either. So you can't talk about getting a life, and the absolute perfect use of the english language. And by the way, im not some old freak. I'm 16 xD Rock on ye strawberry fans
Posted by: fbksjf
wow!!!!! totaly amazin dude!!!
Posted by: Gem
Just wondering, what is the point of the comments? I really don't understand how an internet arguement that mostly has nothing to do with the strawberry that this site is about is helping anyone.
Posted by: ^_^
who the fuck buys the worlds largest strawberry at a god damn grocery store and feeds it to their fucking cat?!?!this god damn strawberry isn't even a strawberry it looks like a fucking tomato to me.I would never go to a damn grocery store buy the largest strawberry in the damn world then feed it to some fucking cat!!thats fucking bullshit!!that strawberry had to be bitter as shit for that poor cat cuz strawberries that big have to be bitter.You want to taste some good fucking strawberries take ur ass down to Newfoundland where my grandma has a huge ass strawberry patch all around her house.I say she has the best fucking strawberries you will ever put in ur god damn mouth!!Ahahaha!!!!=D
Posted by: lilly
No offence but this might be nice and big but i prefer small straberries because this one look realy moudly :) Ps im only 8 so odnt take it to heart x
Posted by: Abercrombie
That strawberry looks really tasty!!!
Posted by: Brooklyn
I think that this story is very odd yet surprisingly satisfying. I really do think that the strawberry looks like a red ball with a sack tied around it with a green tie. I hope its not because that would be cheating!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: dad/simon
thanks for answering my sons question about how big can a strawberry get ,cheers
Posted by: megan
i have a strawberry thats even bigger
Posted by: sl
what the heck i speak english how big is the stupid but yummy strawberry?
Posted by: bob
i love sl there so hott
Posted by: wazz up
I want to eat you!!!!
Posted by: paul
type in "worlds largest strawberry" the contest is on! good luck! Paul
it's on youtube!
Posted by: LISAAA
today i found a strawberyy larger hevier than my cellphone, its huggee =~~
Posted by: dvgvdsdgfyudeshf
that is wicked mama cool
Posted by: kassy
Posted by: superwoman
wow thats a big strawberry! we should dip it in chocolate and eat it
Posted by: karen
big! I might have one bigger
Posted by: syha
thats not big its round.
Posted by: Hannah
that is freakin big strawberry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: nina
oh man we had a strawberry bigger than that but we ate it!!!!
Posted by: kilko
Skitsnackvärldensstörastsa jord gumma äju inte dendupcuko
Posted by: Selena
...I just found a strawberry a lot bigger than that one lol. :)
Posted by: Mark Lamb
I grew a strawberry that is bigger than that strawberry. In my garden at home.
Posted by: ello
Wow i like the cat ^.^
Posted by: hi?
OMG, its so big!i want to eat it, but the cat got it first. I wonder if the cat ateit all by itself, :O
Posted by: Sean
ive got one almost as big as that...
Posted by: Becky
we think we might have the worlds largeast strawberry lenth(60mm) (50mm).thankyou. becky ashcroft.
Posted by: Alexander
Hello. Please tell me what kind of strawberry varieties link Where they grow so large strawberries. I find it very important. I want to find a manufacturer that would buy his seedlings. Thank you for your response Alexander